This is a fantasy based on reality.

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Nozaki and Mikoshiba’s new OTP: Dating-sim protagonist x his nice-guy friend Tomoda

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sporfle what is this i don't even gekkan shoujo nozaki kun


My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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sporfle awesome stuff


When people change their avatars they don’t understand how much of an effect that has on how I see your posts and your interactions with me. You are your profile picture, I mean Tumblr is even designed to make it look look like all the posts are speech bubbles coming from your avatar.

Therefore, you! Yes, you! You are definitely Richard Armitage.

And you there, you’re Batman.

And that person over there is a pair of talking boobs. For some reason. Look, I don’t make the rules.

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Anonymous: What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art


this is a solid question

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idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

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current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight


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