This is a fantasy based on reality.

kawii2pookiid:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

all of this is just perfect

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The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

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idratherbeselinakyle:

kat8cha:

agentspooky:

The Mayhem Guy [X]

WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.

why doesn’t this guy just have his own fandom because I fucking love him in every commerical he does?

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imafangirlnotadoctor:

nobodyfuckswithmrshudson:

mustangsponies:

shuofthewind:

fashioncatdftba:

lookingfortheoblongroom:

I ship Flo/Mayhem.

If it fits,it ships.

I SHIP IT.

I’M GONNA CRY.

otp

perfect couples don’t exi-

There’s fic for them, too, which is pretty awesome.

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