I wish there was more Benji/Brandt stuff floating around… Those two are just too damn adorable…
(via thisisreal-really)
Where’s Ethan?
You gotta be kidding me.
(Source: nuhuras, via thisisreal-really)
It’s an automated message; he gets a similar one when he calls Brandt’s phone, as well as Jane’s and Ethan’s. One wouldn’t have surprised him, but all three? Those messages are only activated when agents are sent out on missions. So where are they? (Or: the one where Benji is left out of a mission)
(Brandt/Benji, 4623 words, R)
Also posted at AO3.
(Source: theartofmoviestills)
Benji: “Why am I Pluto, anyway, it’s not even a planet anymore…”
Brandt: “Well, I’m sure Uranus is still available.”
Benji: “Ha-ha! That’s funny cos you said ‘anus’.”
(Source: whyamipluto)
(Source: 168cm)
It’d just been a line, something that rolled off his tongue after the relief of escaping with his life, before he was back on his feet and off to help chase down a madman. He didn’t think it’d ever happen. (Or: the one where Brandt gets to seduce the rich guy)
(Brandt/Benji [pre-slash], 4077 words, R)
Also posted at AO3.
I have a question for those of you who have seen Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol.
It regards the sequences in Dubai. Spoilers.
This post is full of lies.
I didn’t come out of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol shipping Benji and Brandt.
Because I am a person capable of seeing a movie without finding a ship.
I have a problem.